My favorite question. I know that most of you were taught that there is no such thing as a stupid question, but whoever taught you that lied because you were probably the one asking a stupid question and they figured you were gullible and not very intelligent. Asking the bartender if he/she remembered to put alcohol in your alcoholic drink--is a stupid question. I love when a customer comes up with their Long Island and asks me what I put in it...well...uh let me see...and then I go through with them, step by step, portion for portion, what I put into their glass. As much as I hate you, I don't get paid to fill up your glass with sweet and sour, top it off with coke, and garnish it with a lemon so OF COURSE I PUT ALCOHOL IN THERE! Now go sit down and shut up because you're ruining my view of the dining area with your aura of stupidity you delusional alcoholic. Unless you just think that I was born yesterday. God bless your poor soul, it's probably both.
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