Just to Clarify...

Here I will talk about things that you shouldn't say to your waitress. To most of you, these things may seem like common sense. But let me tell you, common sense ain't so common. I will talk about experiences that I have had that may seem unreal. But let me tell you, you ain't seen nothin' yet. I will also express my feelings about clientele that I have had the pleasure of serving by posting the beautiful experience to this lovely blog. Nothing I post here will be made up or by any means fake. To the best of my ability I solemnly swear to post these truthful experiences for you all to enjoy. Unfortunately for you, but with my best interest in mind, I have decided not to disclose the restaurant I work at or the location for fear of unwelcomed spectators for my future shifts. But I do promise that I am a waitress just trying to pay the bills.